Then, I grew up and realized that maybe I was told wrong. Maybe the birds do not fly south. If they did, I wouldn't have poop stains on my
So, I accepted the fact that all birds do not fly south for the winter. Just take a stroll down Wabash in downtown Chicago and you'll see a flock of ratchet auss pigeons looking for food, or just strolling down the street like it's nothing.
Because these rat bastards do not fly south for the winter, they seek heat just like humans. This means taking over the heating lamps on a CTA platform.
|Obviously, their feathers aren't enough to keep them warm.|
I'm at least 130 lbs heavier than these bastards. But I'm the one that has to show them respect? I see who run things around heah!
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