If I'm on wikipedia reading about a celebrity and their wedding picture is showing in their biography...that doesn't mean I'm thinking about marriage.
If I'm googling Usher's tattoos, tryna get a closer look at them...that doesn't mean I'm looking at pics of my boyfriend.
**He doesn't even look like Usher. And why would I google photos of my boyfriend...at work?**
I'm currently searching for an apt because I refuse to renew my lease in Baby Stateway Gardens...that doesn't mean that we are moving in together.
If we spend a splendiferous weekend together...that doesn't mean I'm, now, engaged. Excuse me if my great-grandmother's ring (which doesn't look sheeit like an engagement ring) fits better on my left hand's ring finger.
I don't know if he goes through this insinuating shullbit that I go through, but it seems like I do, on a weekly basis! I'm tired of it. It's like maugs are reaching!
Well, ya arms are too short to box with God...or something like that.
I'm extremely happy, and I don't feel I have to constantly tell everyone that. The ones I'm close to know how I feel about him; he knows how I feel about him. He and those people are the only ones that matter.
So, the moral of
MIND YOUR DAMN BUSINESS!
Worry about YOUR relationships...or lack of.
Use that button at the upper right hand corner of your phone labeled "Fall Back,"* Jabroni!
K to the...
*Borrowed :-)
Dude, if you're wearing a ring on your ring finger and someone asks if you're engaged that's not really out of the question.
ReplyDeleteAll that other stuff is out of order though. A bunch of my coworkers who are close to their S.O.s are always hit with the "do you think he's going to propose" question every time they go on a trip. It's irritating. What's even more irritating is trying to talk a woman OUT of thinking a dude is going to propose to her. It's ludicrous.
I'm happy you're happy. That's all that matters.