Friday, December 24, 2010

30 Day Challenge: #30 Your Reflection in the mirror

Dear Me,

First of all, this is a 30 Day Challenge, that was started on October 21st. 30 Day Challenge means it should have been finished in 30 Days, not 30 different posts spread across 2 months. Blogging isn't your life, soooo...I understand.

Second, let me just say I am proud of the woman you have become. No you didn't own your condo at 25, and get engaged at 27, like you planned. But you have been living life to the fullest. Honestly, if you were to find out you were pregnant today, would you feel as if you have kicked it enough?

If you're going to keep adding ish to your bucket list, you betta start getting ish cracking. Remember, we don't need these eggs to first contribute to the Earth's population when you turn 35. No ma'am, we want to start that a lil sooner.

And last but not least, I think you have enough damn friends. Go hide under a rock, woman! The world is too small, and soon you're going to find someone who is related to the OB/GYN that helped bring you into this world.

Matter of fact, just sit down somewhere.

I'm kidding...keep living, keep growing, and most importantly...



30 Day Challenge: #29 The person that you want to tell everything to, but too afraid to

There isn't someone I want to tell EVERYTHING to. Some things, because I don't want to be judged; others is because it's not important.

Another wasted letter. *kicks keyboard*

K to the...

30 Day Challenge: #28 Someone that changed your life

Dear Nana,

I was about 3 years old and you introduced broccoli to my lifespace. My exact words, according to my mom, after tasting this cruciferous plant was:

"Oooh, that taste good to my lips."

*If any of you bastards "Pause" or "Wait, what?" that statement while reading have no couth. lol Come on guys...I was 3 years old!*

Ever since then, broccoli has been a part of my life...and my favorite vegetable. So thanks to you, Nana! Without you, I don't know how regular my BMs would be. :-)

I miss you so much! Check out the letter I wrote to your son. I think you'll be proud of me, too!

K to the...

Thursday, December 23, 2010

30 Day Challenge: #27 The friendliest person you knew for only one day

I went on a 3 day cruise back in '07. Anyone who has ever been on a cruise knows the people who work on the ship are the friendliest. Here is my letter to one of them.

Dear Chicken Little,

I still can't believe you let people call you that. But um...yeah, you were the coolest person on the ship. I can't remember where you were from, but I do know as a member of the Caucasoid had hella rhythm. We juked in the hallway to some jams played on a piano. That doesn't happen on a normal day.
That's "Chicken Little" standing behind me.

Anyway, thanks for helping the fam get ignant in the hallway! Hope all is well with you...wherever you are.

K to the...

30 Day Challenge: #26 The last person you made a pinky promise to.

I can't remember the last time I did a pinky promise...

But I did swear I wouldn't say anything when someone told me a secret.

I'm pretty sure I've still kept it to myself. :-)

You know how I am about my #1 Rule. ;-)

K to the...

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

30 Day Challenge: #25 The person you know that is going through the worst of times.

I don't know how it feels to lose a parent. I don't know how it feels to lose both parents. I don't even know what I can say to comfort you. But all I can do is pray.




And crack a joke to lighten the mood. :-)

I love you guys.

K to the...

30 Day Challenge: #24 The person that gave you your favorite memory

This really sucks because I can't think of ONE favorite memory. There are so many! OMG...I can't choose.

I suck...I know.

But you're not going to do anything about it. It's MY blog! lol

K to the...

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Friday, December 17, 2010

30 Day Challenge: #21 Someone you judged by their first impression

Maybe it was because you were someone new.
Maybe it was that perfectly matched pinstriped suit, shirt and tie you had on the first time I met you.
Maybe it was the fact that you and I were the same age.
Maybe it was the fact that you were FOINE!
Maybe it was the fact that you were a deacon.

Either way, I was wrong!

You were indeed a slore.

Bullet #34,581....DODGED!

K to the...

30 Day Challenge: #20 The one that broke your heart the hardest

I addressed this person on Day 12...that's enough.


K to the...

Thursday, December 16, 2010

30 Day Challenge: #19 Someone that pesters your mind--good or bad

There was a day in had to have been the chittiest day ever (at the time). As the day ended, I was reflecting and trying to figure out why the day was so bad, and it hit me...I hadn't listened to music ALL day. It seems from that day forward, I make a conscious effort to listen to some type music. It can be elevator music, on-hold music, or music from a CD. Either way, I'm listening.

So thank you, Music...thank you for keeping me sane. I honestly don't know how I'd get through life without you.

K to the...

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

30 Day Challenge: #18 The person you wish you could be

Dear K.D.

Did you think you'd go from joining the team at BU as a walk-on to being in the WNBA!?! The max a WNBA player can make per season is $95,000. Whereas the NBA player who only plays in the 4th quarter when his team is winning by 30 points can make up to 4 times that amount! I guess when you're doing what you love...sometimes money doesn't even matter.

Keep doing you, boo!

K to the...

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

30 Day Challenge: #17 Someone from your childhood


Amazing how our friendship ended because of a lie...dumb auss lie!

Let's recap:

You lost your virginity while I was away to school.
I came up on a gang of condoms.
I gave you some condoms because you were having sex, not me.
I got blamed for you having sex (while I was still a virgin)
I find out that you date girls.
I meet your girlfriend.
We catch up on life.
Then you tell me, "You know, I'm still a virgin."

*screeching wheels*

Wait a minute!!!

I didn't even have the heart to go back to November 2000 and remind you of the hurt I experienced...because you lied.
Your parents wouldn't let us talk anymore...because you lied.
Your "parents looked down on me...because you lied.
Your parents saw me as a bad influence...because you lied.

What a f***ing liar!!!

K to the...

Monday, December 13, 2010

30 Day Challenge: #16 Someone that's not in your state/country

Dear Snax,

I know you're doing big things over in "the East"...but um, I have one request.

Can you conduct a "sushi rolling" class upon your return? I'm tired of giving Tokyo Lunch Box & Catering my $5.56 once a week.

Miss ya! :-)

K to the...

Friday, December 10, 2010

30 Day Challenge: #15 Person you miss the most

Dear Brandon Edward Daniels,

It seems like the nights are never long enough, and morning comes too soon. Even our weekends together are limited because I decided to not be a lazy auss. But please believe, I do enjoy the time we DO spend together.

See you tonight! Keep it warm for me, baby!

K to the...

Saturday, December 4, 2010

"Everyday a star is born!"

Happy Birthday to all the December 4th babies.

And since this is MY blog...

Most importantly...

Happy Birthday to me!!!

Friday, December 3, 2010

30 Day Challenge: #14 Some you've drifted away from

Dear You,

I hadn't heard from you on a regular basis in months. Wasn't getting any responses to texts or emails. I guess you were too busy. Yet I still prayed for you when you asked me to in your time of need.

Welp, that's all you'll ever get from me from now on.

Some prayer.

You're welcome.

K to the...

Thursday, December 2, 2010

30 Day Challenge: #13 Someone you wish could forgive you

Dear ladies,

During my freshman year at BU, alot of jokes were told about you two. I don't know if you guys knew we were talking about your hairstyles (or lack thereof) or the way you dressed...or even heard the nicknames. But I do want to say that I apologize for my actions.

I've seen one of you since I've graduated...even spoke. But you kept it moving, and that's fine. Like I said, I apologize.

K to the...