Fookery for your Friday!

I have been on this earth for 300+ months and I swear of all my homies from way back when...I'm the only one who isn't booed up! Makes me no never mind...my time will come. However, the following textvo below is one of the reasons why I feel my time has NOT come just yet. I pray to 8lb, 6oz Baby Jesus my future son isn't as dumb as this negro!

Background: I met this nimcumpoop while hooping at the gym a couple weeks ago. Well, he caught a bish fit (after a week of knowing each other) because I asked him a question in order to gain clarity on a question he asked me. Well...he hung up on me! I told him to lose my number, which he claimed he already deleted from his phone. AWESOME! The following textvo let's me know it was all a LIE!

*side note* This has been copied and pasted verbatim from my inbox...no editing. This is raw (no sushi) footage here, ladies and gents!!!
*side note #2* You will know who's said what. And yess...that is how his name is saved in my phone

Asshole-DNA* (4:20 PM):Hey u
Me (4:30 PM):hi
Asshole-DNA (4:31 PM):How r u I just thought about u so I thought I would check on u
Me (4:32 PM):I'm cool
Asshole-DNA (4:37 PM):That's good to know im sorry we got off to a bad start but I really wanted to get to know u
Me (4:38 PM):You blew your chance...
Asshole-DNA (4:40 PM):Wow that's harsh idk y I didn't even do aything
Me (4:52 PM):You hung up in my face. I guess thats nothing to you...
Asshole-DNA (4:53 PM):N im sorry and didn't mean too it was chlidish
Me (4:55 PM):Ok. ANd like I said earlier, you blew your chance...
Asshole-DNA (4:57 PM):Ok well that sucks there aint nothing I can do ??? U can have them shorts u like or we can shoot to give me a fresh start
Me (4:59 PM):nope
Asshole-DNA (5:00 PM):Well u still old me dinner that I do know n u must got another guy or something but its good
Me (5:01 PM):That bet is null and void...and I'm still single...thank you.
Asshole-DNA (5:02 PM):Wow u just void my award for winning that sucks
Me (5:07 PM):What makes you think I'd still wanna go to dinner with you...gotdamnyou're funny.
Asshole-DNA (5:08 PM):Oh ok wow ill just leave u alone ur mean I was just tryna b cool
Me (5:13 PM):ok

Yess, this ninja bribed me with some effing basketball shorts...then still expected me to go to dinner with him! And he's 23...he was doomed from the start. But nothing wrong with being friends, right? I was gonna see him on the reg at the gym, anyway!

My auss has been totally off since yesterday @ 4:57p...I don't think I can laugh it off anymore!!!

Do I feel bad for posting this on a public blog and putting him on blast?

I'm gonna go with "Hell No" for $500 Alex!!!

Watch I see this bastard next week! *sigh*

Happy Friday Everyones...and everyones!

K to the...

*DNA = Do Not Answer...for those of you who don't have the pleasure of having stalkers in your life.